February 2012
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Today is an Usher day.
So I have been saving cans for money and some homeless person grabbed all my cans from my carpet and STOLE them! Where am I going to get make-up money?!
Anonymous asked: 3 <4
Anonymous asked: 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reblog this and see what you get.
livelovefangirling:
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
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guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
people: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
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I like to think that I am charming and if you think other wise, fuck off.
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Today On The Internet...
I voice commanded google to search “When was the battle of the bulge” and it ended up searching “why women love balls” Yes, because that is exactly the same thing..
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
When people trip and fall in a horror movie.
victoryastheunderdog:
You:
Them:
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
capitolfreaks:
My family is so dysfunctional
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theitaliankid:
Everything is really good.
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I kind like Irish accents or like Scottish..is that weird? No.
First world problems →
